The Ultimate Guide to Kenshi‘s Secret Drug Operation

Have you ever dreamed of becoming the Pablo Escobar of the post-apocalyptic world? Well grab your straw hat and gutter T-shirt, because we‘re about to break down everything you need to know about Kenshi‘s insanely profitable secret drug farm hidden within Stobe‘s Gamble!

Location and Layout of the Secret Farm

The secret hemp and hashish plantation is located just southeast of Stobe‘s Gamble, surrounded by a wall of crumbling ruins at coordinates X:62,290 Y:-90,650. The farm is run by none other than the shady Blackshifters faction, but security is surprisingly light during the day with only a couple of guards patrolling the perimeter.

Once inside, you‘ll find endless fields of lush green hemp crops ready for harvesting. There‘s also storage tanks containing hundreds of units of processed hash – we‘re talking millions of cats worth of product just waiting to be smuggled! A lone building in the rear houses hashish refining equipment and serves as the main office for the operation.

Make sure to raid this place under the cover of night for your best shot at getting in and out undetected! Guards seem to be more alert after sunset. Also, beware of rare acid rain conditions which will quickly burn away your guys‘ shirts and flesh if caught outdoors!

Selling Your Haul For Fat Stacks of Cash

Now comes the fun part – hauling that sweet hash honey out of Stobe‘s Gamble and converting it into cold hard currency. But where exactly should you be unloading your bags of ‘nip? Here‘s a comparison of potential buyers:

As you can see, the ninjas are clearly offering premium rates and won‘t even bat an eye at your bulk shipments of hash. Cities like Flats Lagoon also provide a nice profit margin with virtually no risk.

However, selling in United Cities zones can earn you even more money on paper…that is, if you can avoid the heavily armed patrols ordered to crack down on the narcotics trade! But sneaking drugs past authorities is half the fun right?

Next-Level Smuggling Tactics

Alright choombas, here‘s a pro gamer move to try on your next hash hauling run:

Staff a few characters with high assassination and thievery skills to stealthily knock out and pickpocket the gear from security guards around cities like Heft and Port South. Then have your smugglers disguise themselves wearing the stolen uniforms to waltz right through the front gates undetected!

This technique single-handedly got my squad through a UC checkpoint packed with over 50 cops and mercenaries without batting an eyelash. The profits from selling a full inventory of hash in UC territory absolutely set us up for life!

Setting Up Your Own Hemp Empire

Once you‘ve gotten a taste of that sweet hash money, it‘s tempting go all-in on planting your own crops. The swamp biome found in The Hook region boasts perfect conditions for maximum hemp yield.

However swamp farming can be tough early game before you have decent walls and guards. That‘s why I‘d recommend utilizing wild hemp plants that grow naturally throughout the swamps. Here‘s a comparison:

As you can see, establishing a full-scale plantation is by far the most lucrative long-term play…but raiding and harvesting wild hemp is great for earning seed money early on. Once you get some tech upgrades, training, and defensive fortifications secured, the sky‘s the limit for creating your own narcotic empire!

In conclusion, if you‘ve ever had dreams of becoming a drug kingpin ruling the wastes with an iron fist, then get to work planting those seeds my friend! The profits are epic, and the opportunities for shady underground economic domination are massive for any enterprising player in Kenshi. Just be ready to protect your empire from thieves, raids, and pesky authorities trying to harsh your buzz!